The Backwash

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Is the FBI reading this blog???

Last week I mentioned that many subprime lenders, in my view, created predatory lending practices and should be prosecuted.  Isn’t it funny that today as I am reading my Wall Street Journal, page A3, I see this headline:

“FBI Launches Sub-Prime Probe”

Seems that others are thinking the same thing.  Folks, the saying is true.  Follow the money.  It usually leads you to the answers.  Lending is an art that banks have honed over many years.  They are good at it.  Banks don’t like a lot of risk (and their risk-averse nature is only overshadowed by insurance companies).  So, why in the world would ANYONE in their right mind offer mortgage products that let risky borrowers only pay interest, and have the prospect of insane payments when they are struggling to make a low payment already? 

The answer is that somebody is getting paid to do it, and incented to do it a lot.

Follow the money.  I’m going to be interested to watch the story unfold and see what the good ol’ FBI finds!

 

-MH

January 30, 2008 - 9:20 AM No Comments

WARNING – before you buy from NordicTrack…

Let me take a couple of minutes to besmirch NordicTrack.  For my bride’s birthday, she wanted an elliptical trainer.  I’m thinking “Hmm… maybe I could get myself up there for a little low-impact fun.”  So, I ordered what is shown as a Consumer Reports best buy – the AudioStrider 990.  Confirmation email – received.  Delivery – as expected.  Open the box, and well, I GOT an audiostrider 800. 

Now, I’m not sure what knuckle-draggin neanderthal pulled this from the warehouse… but when I look at the numbers 800 and 990, they LOOK different to me. 

I am currently at 25:52 on-hold and counting. 

(…five minutes later….)

OK – so person #2 I spoke with has scheduled pickup of erroneous machine, scheduled a new delivery…AND issued a $100 credit.  When I see it come through AMEX, I will feel the love. 

I’ll update as things unfold.  The jury is still out.

 

-MH

January 29, 2008 - 1:31 PM Comment (1)

The markets are falling! The markets are falling!

A moment of silence, please, for all of us who are taking a bath in our 401-K’s and in the stock market today.  And, in “breaking” news, the Fed rushes to the scene to administer oxygen only after the stock market experiences some brain damage.

No matter where you stand politically, the economy touches you.  Even if you never buy stock, the market touches you.  What is the correct fix?  Too many seem to be looking in the wrong places for fixes.  So, for a few lines, let me put my economics and professor hats on and brief you on things that just chap my hide.

1.  Taxes are too high, still.  Period.  To get a bonus check and see barely half…and THEN to spend and get taxed to spend it…gimme a break.  Don’t misunderstand…I’m happy to pay taxes and “render unto Caesar..” – but we are approaching the point of ridiculous.  People are working harder just to make more money to pay the taxes they owe.  And that is assuming that you are not in a tax bracket where the REAL penalties kick-in.  No, the Alternative Minimum Tax is NOT fun; it is outdated and should be at the very least re-written or even abolished altogether.  It is a hard lesson to teach my kids that a dollar is really worth about $0.68 after taxes. 

2.  Financial institutions are paying for their sins of subprime lending.  We lived in a vortex for several years when these intitutions actually sought those with questionable credit.  Why bail all of them out?  If anything, my thought is that we should prosecute them for predatory lending practices.  The banks took the form of casinos and broke people’s lives.  Their house always wins…until now.  How does it feel to fund another S&L-type bailout?  And the ripple effect is felt across the entire globe.

3.  Ahhh…so the government knows what’s best for us, eh?  I just learned that in about five years, we will not be able to buy “regular” incandescent lights.  We will be mandated to buy those silly flourescent-type swirling tube bulbs that make our skin look purple.  Yet another way that the government thinks they know a thing or two about energy efficiency.  Consider their attempt to mandate fuel efficiency.  (Let’s all step back to fourth grade, because even a fourth-grader can understand this one).  If government mandates fuel efficiency standards, then cars get more expensive to produce.  When cars are more expensive to produce, the increased expense is considered ”pass-through” cost that ultimately the consumer funds.  So, how exciting is it going to be to pay $80,000 for a car that gets 50 mpg?  It all comes down to (here’s the fourth-grade simplicity) TOTAL COST OF OWNERSHIP.  We will soon be the beneficiaries of a higher TCO with better fuel efficiency standards.  Wow, am I excited.  The change is designed to get car companies to move quicker to develop alternatives to fossil-fueled cars.  I am not against the alternatives – I just want to be clear that we are not getting all of the story…which is that IT WILL COST MORE to own a car.

Let me be clear – I don’t want to live in any other country.  Even with its flaws, our government and economy is second to none.  However, we all need to be very aware that we usually don’t get all of the story.  The rant today is purely economic.  Before we devise another bailout, welfare plan, way to pay people for doing nothing or government program to determine which light bulbs will be outlawed; we better find a way to make a more nimble market for businesses and encourage investment.  Can you say lower corporate and capital gains tax??

 

-MH

January 22, 2008 - 1:18 PM Comment (1)

OUCH…the Thorns!

This past Sunday morning in bible class, the instructor asked us to define what it means when we refer to someone as a “spiritual” person.  A lot of people shared a lot of good thoughts, and my mind went to Jesus’ parable of the sower.  Most remember that Jesus told this story about a sower sowing seed in four types of ground, and the eventual final state of that seed.  Growing up, and even into adulthood, most focus on what Jesus called the “good soil” as a goal for how our hearts should receive the word.

Well, last Sunday, I was reminded that there is one example in this story that probably hits most 21st century Christians (including me) right between the eyes – and is a strong reason why we may not grow into the “spiritual” people we were made to be.  Listen to Jesus’ words:

“The seed that fell among thorns stands for those who hear, but as they go on their way they are choked by life’s worries, riches and pleasures, and they do not mature. “

Some thoughts:

  • I am guilty as charged.  I cannot tell you how many times in my life that worries, riches and pleasures have crowded-out the part of my thinking that would ordinarily tell me to have faith.  In fact, I have felt the interrelationship of these three things as I have worried about money so I can buy things to give me pleasure.  (I do like me some Xbox 360, and flat-screen TV’s aren’t overrated at all).
  • The scariest thing about this passage is the very last part.  Listen to it again – “…and they do not mature.”  Note that Jesus does not say that they fall-away.  Just that they do not mature.  Show me a Christian that worries and has their thoughts consumed by riches and things in this life that provide pleasure or comfort, and I’ll show you someone whose depth of spiritual walk probably stops at attendance three times a week.

How many churches are filled with people who live among the thorns?  Is it any wonder that many of our churches seem to have an over-abundance of those who are spiritually immature?  Church services themselves only provide an outlet to be involved.  Spiritual maturity, though, grows depth of commitment.  I have too often been just like the Kamikaze pilot who flew 12 missions… very involved but not very committed. 

Another slant on this is to consider churches facing disagreement on some forms of liberty.  Paul himself identifies those who are liberty-averse as spiritually immature – so could it be that in cases where some argue, they might also be choked by the thorns?

Trust me…I have been a thorn-dweller.  I am making concerted efforts this year to put myself in the presence of God one-on-one more than ever.  If I can do that, I expect (and I’ll share with you the results) that two things will happen.  One, I will fill the time with spiritual things; and not let worries, money or the pursuit of happiness monopolize my thoughts.  Two, I expect that I will mature if I spend more time in God’s word and in His presence.  I, for one, am ready to climb out of the thorns.  Have you been there?  If so, are you ready to climb-out?

 

-MH

January 16, 2008 - 6:53 PM No Comments

Disneyworld and The Range…

A few shallow thoughts to sum-up our holiday season – which was fantastic by the way.

  • We spent eight days at Disney world – from just after Christmas until January 3rd.  New Year’s Eve in the Magic Kingdom was (at the risk of sounding like a Disney ad) magical.  Spectacular.  Well done.  Downside?  The park was closed by the fire marshall at 10pm when it reached its 80,000 capacity.  It’s pretty tough to move in that kind of crowd.
  • My apologies in advance for anyone I offend on this one.  Folks, this scooter thing has gotten completely out of hand.  The WORST part of Disney is no longer just negotiating the sea of strollers, but now it is navigating the traffic of motorized scooters – less than half of which were toting around people who really needed them.  Most ferried about those who simply wanted to enjoy Disney while feeding their habitual eating habits.  It was amazing to see some of these folks jump out of their scooters to crawl over people to get to a fried Twinkie.  More than once I muttered “take up thy bed and walk.”  Too bad these lazy slobs are abusing an invention that really can help those who are in legitimate need.  Perhaps I am a bit emotional about this; but when you nearly have your achilles tendon severed by a sweaty tattoo-laden biker-in-rehab eating a funnel cake while driving a scooter, you would be a bit emotional about it as well.
  • Another note about scooters….will Disney EVER host a “scooter-free” day?  Not on your life.  So, we will be forced to endure.  I’m thinking about renting one for myself next time.
  • On a completely different note – last night I got to attend the wedding of one of my lifelong friends who is also a confidant and possibly the best musician I know.  My prayers and best wishes to Randy Williams – (a.k.a. in my years as “The Range”).  It was also great to see so many good friends from High School and College.  Yes, we were some of the “old” people.  Oh, well… I guess every wedding has some old peole there. 

-MH

January 6, 2008 - 8:33 PM Comment (1)