No thanks on the disease…I’ll just take the oil
7am this morning. A FLASH emergency run to Wal Mark (which I love) to get vegetable oil. This is critical.
Of course – only one lane is open…but no line.
I zip in. The lady checking me out does the finger lick-open the bag thing (disgusting) and while waiting for my transaction to complete proceeds to use the wadded-up kleenex in her hand used to handle my merchandise and DAB HER RUNNY EYE.
One transaction – multiple points of potential DNA transfer for which I did not ask.
Moral of the story? I’m better off not knowing about your oozing whatever – especially if you are making my food or checking out my groceries. Take the sick day. It’s better for all of us!
-MH
