Musings from The Price is Right
I grew up watching “The Price is Right.” Or, should I say the “real” Price is Right with Bob Barker asking us to spay and neuter our pets.
I’m sitting in a car dealer waiting room waiting for a couple of things to be taken care of on my daughter’s car, and the new version of the show is on in the background. Here are some observations. Don’t hate me – they are just honest.
- Drew Carrey has packed-on about 500 pounds. Merge “The Price is Right” with “The Biggest Loser” and THEN you’d have a show.
- Every person who actually has gotten onstage today has been so large as to cause seismic readings. They are all winded after they make the three-step climb to Drew.
- Wouldn’t you hate it if you actually made it up to the stage and they open the curtains and you get a chance to win….A KEYBOARD with 10 lessons. What has this show become??
- I have seen three inbred people so far.
- Whoah….a meth addict just got $1.00 on the showcase showdown.
- The sound effects are still the same as when I was seven.
- NOOOOOOOO!!!!! The signal just went out whilst meth addict was doing the bonus spin!
As I said…don’t hate me. It’s a bit boring in here!
-MH
